I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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