You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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