For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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