Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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