Small penises have feelings too.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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