How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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