Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I believe in your delicious
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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