I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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