Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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