Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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