look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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