I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
pray to the hookup gods
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
