He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Boobs speak an international language.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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