Well apparently he's into motor boating.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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