I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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