im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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