You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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