A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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