I'm so fucking centered right now
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
