LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
