She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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