I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
