saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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