Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
from now on my penis is your penis
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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