I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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