I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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