I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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