I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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