what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
