return my video game
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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