Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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