I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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