Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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