Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
