all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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