Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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