That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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