I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm too high and old for this...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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