Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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