what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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