i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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