The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
And then he peed in my hair
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