i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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