I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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