i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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