And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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