reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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