Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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