You're a womanizer and a bitch.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
