there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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