My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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