Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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